Showing posts with label Comedy News. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Comedy News. Show all posts

Thursday, May 2, 2013

Chicago Blackhawks 'Had Such A Tremendous Amount Of Sex,' Reporter Susannah Collins Says In On-Air Goof (VIDEO)



CSN Chicago's Susannah Collins let out a whopper of a Freudian slip Tuesday night before the Chicago Blackhawks hosted the Minnesota Wild in the Stanley Cup playoffs.
In a pregame report in front of the Blackhawks' dressing room, Collins spoke of the Blackhawks' dominance heading into the postseason.
"This is the season that matters, and despite the fact that they had such a tremendous amount of sex during the reg--" she said before catching herself (watch above). Then Collins attempted to recover.
She meant a tremendous amount of success during the regular season, so get your mind out of the icy gutter.
Incidentally, the Blackhawks won the game, 2-1, on a Bryan Bickell goal in overtime. No word on who did the scoring after the game.

Monday, April 29, 2013

Conan O'Brien's White House Correspondents' Dinner Speech (VIDEO)




Conan O'Brien was the featured performer at the White House Correspondents' Dinner on Saturday night, and he had fun at the expense of Democrats, Republicans, CNN, North Korea, Al Roker, and, yes, HuffPost.
Some of Conan's best lines:
On CNN:
"CNN's ratings are so low, now James Earl Jones says, 'You're watching CNN?!'"
On Twitter:
"If any of you are live tweeting this event, please use the hashtag #incapableoflivinginthemoment."
On the NRA:
"How freakin' crazy do you have to be to be the actual president of the NRA."
On Obama:
"Your hair is so white, it could be a member of your cabinet."
And finally, he gave it up for his hometown, Boston:
"If you're going to pick on a city, don't pick one where 9 out of 10 people are related to a cop."
This was the second time O'Brien was the performer at the dinner, 18 years after his first performance in 1995. Check out his full remarks in the video above